December 2011
==>dont you FORG3T 4BOUT M3 >:]
promstuck:
— SHOW EPILOGUE —
UGH WH4T 1S GO1NG ON 1N TH3R3 >:?
wait im currently getting a play by play from lalonde whos getttin it whispered in vampirese at her nape by kanaya whos hearing it directly from the twitchy fingers of vantas himself
i wager a guess they are attempting the highly illegal sexual technique known as
purple monkey dishwasher
1 C4N SM3LL TH3 SOUND OF TH31R L1PS...
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JUUCBOX'S TALE OF WOE
On the flight home, the whole flight, I kept smelling baby poo. At first I thought it might have been one of the guys I was sitting between’s beer farts, but then I came to the conclusion that someone around me had a baby that REALLY needed to be changed. It was kinda awful.
HOURS LATER after we land I realize that someone from a previous flight had shoved a dirty diaper in the pouch thing...
November 2011
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Ask Andrew
empressenvy asked:
Are the trolls bigger than humans?
No. They are the same size.
This was never a good theory. A funny theory maybe. But false. There is a great deal of evidence in the story which contradicts this idea. Citing only one: Cal is the same size relative to both.
HAH.
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orangealley:
fat feferi makes no sense and is stupid. people’s body types do not bother me in the slightest but what the fuck we’re talking about someone who swims all day, wields a very physical weapon (double-ended trident) etc. and how would she swim efficiently underwater if she was that buoyant? remember she pulled an entire whale-sized lusus with apparent ease.
there’s nothing wrong with...
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WatchThe worst sex scene ever from the worst movie ever, Don’t Look Now.
And yes, she is making out with his armpit and biting his feet.
(Make sure to listen to it with the sound on. The music is… amazingly bad and doesn’t fit at all.)
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paradoxdanish:
notacentaur:
Juuc Box: The best worst game ever.
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orangealley:
momlaughingalonewithwine:
weebstories:
Google Image Search “(your name) the hedgehog”. I can almost guarantee there will be results and they will be incredibly horribly drawn.
haha cool is she scene or somethin- oh thats a request
…There isn’t any Liane the Hedgehog.
I win :D
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The best worst game ever.
paradoxdanish:
orangealley:
momlaughingalonewithwine:
weebstories:
Google Image Search “(your name) the hedgehog”. I can almost guarantee there will be results and they will be incredibly horribly drawn.
haha cool is she scene or somethin- oh thats a request
oh
….oh
stop
please
omg
FUCK YEAH DANE THE HEDGEHOG HE LOOKS LIKE KNUCKLES AND SONIC FUCKED AND HAD A BABY...
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Guys I just Black Swaned a hangnail
Like halfway up to my first knuckle.
I am full of grace.
orangealley:
notacentaur:
juucbox:
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juucbox:
Fact.
No really, I did leave there with grave-dirt on my hands.
Because I was fixing headstones Because I was stealing bodies.
world’s most talented graverobber
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED OMG WERE YOU SPYING ON ME???
Strawberry!! I am ashamed of you!! You are too young to know the intimate details of how crack...
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orangealley:
juucbox:
Fact.
No really, I did leave there with grave-dirt on my hands.
Because I was fixing headstones Because I was stealing bodies.
world’s most talented graverobber
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED OMG WERE YOU SPYING ON ME???
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I tripped over a tombstone last night.
Right after I said that I was probably going to.
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Liane and I put this on repeat last night.
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happy Thanksgiving america
dorothy-cotton:
I am thankful for Nicolas Cage
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